mostlycatsmostly:

how-many-ways:

Needless to say, I was very happy when my friend’s cat decided to sit on a glass table.

Ghost Footies!

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Timestamp: 1408728233

mostlycatsmostly:

how-many-ways:

Needless to say, I was very happy when my friend’s cat decided to sit on a glass table.

Ghost Footies!

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

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50-shades-of-bae:

My dad asked me what I was doing and I accidentally said “ur mom”

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butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

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Timestamp: 1408728105

butt-floozy:

Get it together, Barack

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  • english is not their first language: Hello! I'm sorry if my English isn't very good.
  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

hereforthehair:

I CAN’T TYPE WORDS

allteensrelate:

"hey remember that one time in middle sch-"

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